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“Runyon Canyon By Far The Best Place To Take A Dump,” Says Local Dog

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Last weekend during a hike through Runyon Canyon, a local dog said, “This is by far the best place to take a dump in Los Angeles.” The dog, who did not want to be identified by name, continued: “There’s something about the hike that is just so conducive to bowel movements. I also like Franklin Canyon, but there are too many thistles. Runyon is nice and comfortable.” The dog wanted to remind everyone to take his opinion with a grain of salt, as he also licks his own testicles from time-to-time.

A dog (not the dog from the article) contemplating the most ideal spot to drop one. (Via Flickr & davidwatterson.)

A dog, contemplating the most ideal spot to drop a deuce. (Photo credit: Flickr & Davidwatterson.)

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This entry was posted on April 30, 2013 by in Featured, News and tagged , .
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