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“At Least We’re Not The Dodgers,” Say The LA Lakers

LOS ANGELES, CA — The Lakers are smiling after the Dodgers lost again last night to the visiting Colorado Rockies, refocusing most of the city’s angst. Even though the Lakers’ much-maligned season came to an embarrassing end last week against the San Antonio Spurs, they’re just happy “[they’re] not the Dodgers.” A spokesperson for the Lakers had this to say: “Yeah, it was probably the worst season in recent history, but the Dodgers are really playing like flaming turds right now. We’re glad to have some of the attention taken off of us.” Kobe Bryant added, “I’d rather have this torn achilles than play in Chavez Ravine. That place is a dump.”

Los Angeles Lakers

Not this year, guys. (Photo credit: Jerry Perezchica)

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A writer based in Los Angeles.

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This entry was posted on May 2, 2013 by in Sports and tagged , , , .
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