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Despite Anthony Bourdain, Most White People Still Have No Idea What To Order In Koreatown

KOREATOWN, LOS ANGELES — Despite Anthony Bourdain’s recent trip to Koreatown for his CNN show “Parts Unknown,” most white people still have no idea what to order in a Koreatown restaurant. Yesterday, a white couple from Santa Monica decided to venture east in order to replicate Bourdain’s romantic adventure. Instead, they sat looking at the menu for half-an-hour and ended up ordering “some noodle dish and raw pork.” The couple was stunned to find that they would have to cook the pork themselves, adding, “there is no way this would happen at JiRaffe.” The couple also noted that the complimentary “red cabbage stuff was really stinky, like something from my garbage that we have Rosa our housekeeper toss out.”

English: 6th and Alexandria

Make sure to visit with someone who is Korean. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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