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HANCOCK PARK, CA — Earlier this evening, a Torrance woman regretted not washing her car before valeting at Osteria Mozza, the famous eatery of Mario Batali. The woman confessed that, “I had no idea it was so fancy. I just thought it was another nice Italian place like The Olive Garden or Romano’s Macaroni Grill. But I was totally embarrassed when I pulled up next to several Mercedes, BMWs, and Audis in my filthy Toyota Yaris.” The woman added she tried to feign ignorance for the high standard of Osteria Mozza by speaking to the valet in Spanish, but that it turned out he was actually a native speaker.