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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR: OH MY GOD WE’RE DRIVING TO WORK AND IT’S RAINING!!!

Dear Editors,

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE RAINING ON MY DRIVE TO WORK? IT’S LIKE A FREAKING HURRICANE OUT HERE! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? WHERE ARE ALL THE SANDBAGS? THIS FEELS SO DANGEROUS! I HEARD IT WAS GOING TO RAIN ON THE NEWS LAST NIGHT BUT NOTHING PREPARED US FOR THESE TSUNAMI-LIKE CONDITIONS — AHHHHHH!!! — OH SHIT THAT WAS TOO CLOSE I ALMOST MISSED THAT YELLOW LIGHT AND DIED IN A FIERY CRASH HOPEFULLY I CAN GET TO WORK IN ONE PIECE AND THIS STUPID RAIN WILL JUST GO AWAY BEFORE I HAVE TO DRIVE HOME!!!

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Rain: it’s just water falling from the sky. (Photo credit: Flickr & Brande Jackson)

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About richardonthego

A writer based in Los Angeles.

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This entry was posted on May 6, 2013 by in Letters and tagged , .
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