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CRIME WATCH: No One Was Shot In Boyle Heights Last Night

BOYLE HEIGHTS, CA — Last night, Boyle Heights reported that no one was shot. A resident who lives near Hollenbeck Park said, “What a damn fantastic feeling! It feels so liberating! I have the confidence to actually go outside at night and not worry about stray bullets, drive bys, or that random shooting that happens all the time.” Unfortunately, just as he was celebrating he got shot by his neighbor for being too loud.

English: Buildings at Ramona Gardens in Boyle ...

Someone’s probably been shot here before. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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This entry was posted on May 7, 2013 by in Crime and tagged .
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