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CULVER CITY, CA — Earlier today, LA resident Mary Wallace was hiking through Kenneth Hahn State Recreation Area and noted that the increasingly hip and trendy Downtown LA looks “really underwhelming from over here.” Unlike the experience of actually walking through vibrant Downtown LA, Mary added, “In fact, it looks downright lame from up here. How can we call ourselves a city? I think Topeka, Kansas has a bigger downtown. What the hell is that shit?” A nearby hiker commented on it’s appearance as well, saying, “It looks like a friggin’ pimple. Just a small bump on an otherwise flat city. It’s gut-check time. We have got to do better than that. Sheesh.” Meanwhile, it just hit 5pm, which means Downtown LA will be eerily vacant and desolate until the next business day.