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LOS ANGELES, CA — Early exit polls from today’s election are showing that those who are pro-marijuana are too stoned to get out and vote. With three measures on today’s ballots that affect marijuana and it’s availability to Angelenos, it was thought that supporters would turn out in droves. Instead, they all went to Ralph’s to buy more chicken nuggets and taquitos. Venice resident George Hanks told us,”Yeah, I was totally going to vote and then I just got this image in my mind of a delicious Bagel Bite. Have you ever had Bagel Bites? Holy smokes those things are ridiculously good. I mean they’re bite-sized bagels that are pizzas! Mind blown.”