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HOLLYWOOD, CA — In a strong play for box office superiority, Paramount Pictures announced plans to greenlight a film about the ubiquitous “I Voted” stickers that voters proudly wear on election day. A production executive for the studio told reporters that, “These stickers have an impressive built-in audience. Everyone who votes gets one and at least half of this country votes. It doesn’t get much better than that for pre-existing material.” As they are still looking for a screenwriter, it is still undecided whether the film will be a comedy or drama, but the executive mentioned it will have a heavy dose of “explosions and nudity.”