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Category Archives: Food

Ricky’s Fish Tacos Doesn’t Have As Many Hipsters As You Would Think

DOWNTOWN LA — Ricky’s Fish Tacos, the food stand that was recently kicked out of Los Feliz earlier this year for health violations, has popped up along Main St. in … Continue reading

May 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

Ducks, Geese Actually Don’t Mind If Angelenos Torture Them And Eat Their Livers

LOS ANGELES, CA — Nearly a year into the state-wide California ban on foie gras and the animals the law was designed to protect, ducks and geese, are coming out … Continue reading

May 11, 2013 · Leave a comment

Some Guy Actually Went To the Panda Express In Alhambra

ALHAMBRA, CA — Earlier today, some guy actually went to the Panda Express in Alhambra, CA to eat lunch. He strolled in like it was no big deal and ordered … Continue reading

May 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

All Animals Are Now Extinct, Thanks to Jon Shook and Vinny Dotolo

LOS ANGELES, CA — Earlier today, all animals have been declared extinct by the World Wide Fund for Nature (WWF) thanks to restauranteurs Jon Shook and Vinny Dotolo. The owners … Continue reading

May 8, 2013 · Leave a comment

Sweet Lady Jane To Change It’s Name To “Sweet Lady Type II Diabetes”

LOS ANGELES, CA — Famous bakery Sweet Lady Jane has submitted paperwork with the county of Los Angeles to formally change it’s name to “Sweet Lady Type II Diabetes.” Known … Continue reading

May 8, 2013 · Leave a comment

Greuel, Garcetti Debate Education, Economy, And More Importantly The Best Burger In LA

LOS ANGELES, CA — On a radio debate hosted by KCRW-FM (89.9) and Zocalo Square last night, Los Angeles mayoral candidates Controller Wendy Greuel and City Councilman Eric Garcetti discussed … Continue reading

May 8, 2013 · Leave a comment

Pasadena Couple Still Waiting For Main Course At SAAM

BEVERLY HILLS, CA — A couple who had heard good things about José Andrés’ tasting room SAAM is still waiting for the main dish to arrive. Despite sitting for three-hours … Continue reading

May 6, 2013 · Leave a comment

Southern California Universities To Require Sushi Etiquette Course

LOS ANGELES, CA –As of fall 2013, all local university students  will be required to take (and pass) a sushi course in order to graduate. The curriculum was developed in response … Continue reading

May 5, 2013 · Leave a comment

Local Man Installs Pizza Oven In His Car

CULVER CITY, CA — A local man is making news today after police learned that he had installed a pizza oven in his vehicle.  Henry, of Culver City, installed the oven … Continue reading

May 5, 2013 · Leave a comment

Torrance Woman Should’ve Washed Her Car Before Valeting At Osteria Mozza

HANCOCK PARK, CA — Earlier this evening, a Torrance woman regretted not washing her car before valeting at Osteria Mozza, the famous eatery of Mario Batali. The woman confessed that, … Continue reading

May 4, 2013 · Leave a comment

Despite Anthony Bourdain, Most White People Still Have No Idea What To Order In Koreatown

KOREATOWN, LOS ANGELES — Despite Anthony Bourdain’s recent trip to Koreatown for his CNN show “Parts Unknown,” most white people still have no idea what to order in a Koreatown … Continue reading

May 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

Umami Burger Announces Plans To Expand Inside Your Home

LOS ANGELES, CA — The ever-expanding, ultra-popular Umami Burger restaurant chain has recently announced plans to expand to a location inside your home, founder Adam Fleischman announced today. “We’re very … Continue reading

May 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

California Chicken Cafe Served For Dinner Yet Again

WEST LOS ANGELES, CA — California Chicken Cafe was served for dinner yet again by the McGregor family in West LA. It was the third time in two weeks that … Continue reading

May 1, 2013 · Leave a comment

California Chicken Cafe Served For Dinner Yet Again

WEST LA, CA — California Chicken Cafe was served for dinner yet again by the McGregor family in West LA. It was the third time in two weeks that they … Continue reading

May 1, 2013 · Leave a comment