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ASK AN ANGELENO: Why Didn’t You Vote?

Eric Garcetti won the mayoral runoff election on Tuesday, May 21, 2013, but only around 20% of Angelenos voted. We asked why. “I went to my crossfit class after work … Continue reading

May 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

Paramount Pictures Greenlights Film About The “I Voted” Stickers

HOLLYWOOD, CA — In a strong play for box office superiority, Paramount Pictures announced plans to greenlight a film about the ubiquitous “I Voted” stickers that voters proudly wear on … Continue reading

May 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

LA Potheads Too Stoned To Vote For Pro-Marijuana Legislation

LOS ANGELES, CA — Early exit polls from today’s election are showing that those who are pro-marijuana are too stoned to get out and vote. With three measures on today’s … Continue reading

May 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Political Mailers from LA Election Make Great Scratch Paper

LOS ANGELES, CA — During this money-heavy political race between Wendy Greuel and Eric Garcetti, one thing is for sure: those political mailers certainly make great scratch paper. Tim Evans, … Continue reading

May 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

ASK AN ANGELENO: Which Mayoral Candidate Are You Voting For?

With the May 21st runoff election looming,¬†The Ritzy Dispatch¬†took to the streets to find out which mayoral candidate Angelenos are voting for. “Wendy Greuel, so I can continue to use … Continue reading

May 16, 2013 · Leave a comment