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ASK AN ANGELENO: Why Didn’t You Vote?

Eric Garcetti won the mayoral runoff election on Tuesday, May 21, 2013, but only around 20% of Angelenos voted. We asked why. “I went to my crossfit class after work … Continue reading

May 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

Paramount Pictures Greenlights Film About The “I Voted” Stickers

HOLLYWOOD, CA — In a strong play for box office superiority, Paramount Pictures announced plans to greenlight a film about the ubiquitous “I Voted” stickers that voters proudly wear on … Continue reading

May 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

LA Potheads Too Stoned To Vote For Pro-Marijuana Legislation

LOS ANGELES, CA — Early exit polls from today’s election are showing that those who are pro-marijuana are too stoned to get out and vote. With three measures on today’s … Continue reading

May 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Political Mailers from LA Election Make Great Scratch Paper

LOS ANGELES, CA — During this money-heavy political race between Wendy Greuel and Eric Garcetti, one thing is for sure: those political mailers certainly make great scratch paper. Tim Evans, … Continue reading

May 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

ASK AN ANGELENO: Which Mayoral Candidate Are You Voting For?

With the May 21st runoff election looming, The Ritzy Dispatch took to the streets to find out which mayoral candidate Angelenos are voting for. “Wendy Greuel, so I can continue to use … Continue reading

May 16, 2013 · Leave a comment