USC Hires Two UCLA Neuroscientists To Revamp Dept, Figure Out What The Hell Is Going Through Lane Kiffin’s Mind
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a major academic coup, USC has hired two prominent UCLA neuroscientists to expand their department, as well as figure out what the hell is going … Continue reading
May 11, 2013 · Leave a comment
UCLA Study Reveals Being Born Hampers Infant Development
WESTWOOD, CA — A groundbreaking study out of UCLA reveals that being born is not good for infant development. Dr. Judy Zhang, the lead researcher on the project, said, “We … Continue reading
May 2, 2013 · Leave a comment
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