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Garcetti Vows To Use Kickstarter To Fix LA Budget Issues

LOS ANGELES, CA — On Tuesday, Eric Garcetti won the Los Angeles mayoral runoff election and his first order of business was to establish a Kickstarter campaign for the city’s … Continue reading

May 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

ASK AN ANGELENO: Why Didn’t You Vote?

Eric Garcetti won the mayoral runoff election on Tuesday, May 21, 2013, but only around 20% of Angelenos voted. We asked why. “I went to my crossfit class after work … Continue reading

May 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

LA Potheads Too Stoned To Vote For Pro-Marijuana Legislation

LOS ANGELES, CA — Early exit polls from today’s election are showing that those who are pro-marijuana are too stoned to get out and vote. With three measures on today’s … Continue reading

May 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

LA Mayoral Election: Polling Places Moved To Starbucks So That Someone Might Vote

LOS ANGELES, CA – Amid the bustle of election day, LA City’s electoral council made the executive decision to move all polling places to Starbucks because, well, otherwise nobody will vote. The … Continue reading

May 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Political Mailers from LA Election Make Great Scratch Paper

LOS ANGELES, CA — During this money-heavy political race between Wendy Greuel and Eric Garcetti, one thing is for sure: those political mailers certainly make great scratch paper. Tim Evans, … Continue reading

May 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

ASK AN ANGELENO: Which Mayoral Candidate Are You Voting For?

With the May 21st runoff election looming, The Ritzy Dispatch took to the streets to find out which mayoral candidate Angelenos are voting for. “Wendy Greuel, so I can continue to use … Continue reading

May 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

Greuel, Garcetti Debate Education, Economy, And More Importantly The Best Burger In LA

LOS ANGELES, CA — On a radio debate hosted by KCRW-FM (89.9) and Zocalo Square last night, Los Angeles mayoral candidates Controller Wendy Greuel and City Councilman Eric Garcetti discussed … Continue reading

May 8, 2013 · Leave a comment